Attention Deficit in High Definition

“What’s going on over here?”

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Always pause a video when someone is crying. You won’t be disappointed.

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I noticed that in the newspaper today, there was a whole page ad about God. On the back of the page were the obituaries.

“Honk if you’re horny!” “I’d dry hump my steering wheel.” “0.0”

lakazepo:

You see this shit?

Every man needs to buy this shit.

Put it all over your balls. Keep that shit moisturized and shit.

But more importantly… feel that muthafuckin “cooling hydration”

Seriously… my balls are arctic cooling right now.

Its like icy hot without but more like a mothers hug embracing your balls.

magical shit my nigga.

dont let the lack of smile fool you… im just way too chilled out to move any muscles.

I know what I want for Christmas.

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I’m funny.

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golden girls

lol